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lifeofabeckham said: In the weekend I went to my brother's best mate's 21st. One of his other mates, also 21 (I'm 31), was trying to convince me to go home with him. Among other things he said "it's okay, cos I live with my mum so I can text her and she will pick us up so we won't even have to walk". Apparently 21 year old pick up lines need a lot of work.
Oh my goodness.
pthreee said: I saw a cheesy pickup line on the internet once and I tried it(anonymously :( ) on someone here on tumblr "wanna go halfsies on a baby?" and they responded with "dibs on the top part, you get the poopies"
I’m made of stardust and wildflowers. Nothing is ever wasted.
I miss home.
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